lamia…. we know you have a castle and probably a bunch of lookout towers too but we bad mathematics are …Read More
Proud
Our first video from the album Everything Falls Apart.
Video edited by Vishy & Cassi Moghan
Camera: Ilias Adamis, Vishy Moghan, Cassi Moghan
Copyright Bad Mathematics © 2015-17. All rights reserved
spam spam spam spam spam
just deleted 153 spam messages… we’ve never been so popular!
although, who knew there was “spam lite”, “spam hot and spicy”, …Read More
down under
loads of stuff has happened since i last wrote any nonsense here. i won’t bore you with details, dear reader …Read More
spam sandwich
as every good diva should… i love christmas.
drinking at breakfast time, chocolates galore, fabulous presents, flimsy excuses for dressing up… all …Read More
commuting is crap
commuting brings out the very worst in people. there is a sort of madness that descends on that daily schlep …Read More
tell me why, i don’t like mondays
since starting a proper job, almost three weeks ago (!), i’ve noticed something odd about the days of the week. …Read More
out to lunch
the title just about sums up this past two weeks for your uniquely “unsuitable for work” diva.
it’s been “fun” though, …Read More
hospital reunion
we had one of the oddest band reunions ever yesterday. we met at andreas’s hospital bedside! he’s in relatively good …Read More
injury time
our amazing and adorable guitarist, andreas, is in hospital at the moment with two broken legs, having lost an argument …Read More
a trillion dollar problem
so i was doing a search for “bad mathematics” (as you do) and the third result down was “bad mathematics: …Read More
have you missed me?
i’ve been off in the land of tech and implementing other people’s blogs and fixing my own grown-up one. and …Read More
buy a friend
one of the most contentious things about the social networking sites is the friend/follower count. be honest… who has a …Read More
Hello world!
Hullo there folks what follow the band!
Now then ladies and gents. This here is a spanking new full on Vishy …Read More
the diva is ready to fess up
so, i’ve been in the naughty corner for ages now and it’s about time i got down to the nitty …Read More
twitter twaddle
do any of you use twitter?
if you are asking ‘what the hell is twitter?” then you probably don’t use it, …Read More
bottom burps
you might be wondering what happened to your delightfully devious diva of derision this week. alternatively, you could be out …Read More
songs for gay dogs
yesterday, i was cruising around facebook, feeling very grumpy that everyone seems to be on holiday and decided to write …Read More
mountain of love
if you haven’t done so yet, go and join mountain of love on facebook. our mate piers marsh is feverishly …Read More
totty talk
there has been a lot of talk in the bad mathematics posse about totty. what is totty, you might ask …Read More
silly, silly people
i am rather shocked today. i was innocently surfing about (wishing there was some actual sea involved) and came across …Read More
guitar porn
our great friend c came over last night and we sat down and watched “it might get loud”. vishy has …Read More
stupid baby names
it’s been a while since i wrote any nonsense here and much has happened in the world. not that i …Read More
the diva on the radio
so i’m going to be famous for five minutes this week. well, for an hour actually. i’m off to record …Read More
put this in your pipe 2
in my post the other day, listing blogs i find amusing, there were no british blogs. not one. the internet …Read More
mathematically challenged
so the kid failed maths this year and i have the dubious pleasure of helping him get a pass so …Read More
put this in your pipe
it’s hard enough to get people to come to your blog and read your ramblings on a regular basis (thank …Read More
a blast from the past
for all of you who have not (yet) been tied to a chair and forced to watch this video, here’s …Read More
tori amos – god
seeing as this is supposed to be a music blog, i’m posting some…. music!
go see it here
god, sometimes you just …Read More
wobbly bits
i’ve often wished that there was a language plugin for humans. imagine being instantly fluent in spanish, mandarin or navajo. …Read More
having an open mind
i often pride myself on being open-minded but i came across this quote the other day and it got me …Read More
messing about so you don’t have to
i would like to set the record straight on one thing. i haven’t actually forgotten that this is a band …Read More
i’m turning into my mother
i know, i know, i’m far too young to be a parent but the truth is that certain indiscretions in …Read More
how to beat writer's block
writer’s block is a real person.
he’s sitting on my desk right now, poking his tongue out at me. he thinks …Read More
5 things you need to know about fame
as you know, i hang around with famous people all the time (being famous and all), so today i’d like …Read More
the mac guru strikes again
i’m a bit late posting today but i have a very good reason. in fact, i have two very good …Read More
beware of the dog
contrary to popular (and malicious rumours), my recent absence was not due to checking into rehab. i was on holiday …Read More
divalicious
thank you, shooshoofication, for today’s word: divalicious
as anyone who is anyone knows, the word was actually invented to describe me. …Read More
perspicacious
thank you, ruby diamond for today’s word: perspicacious
i have heard it said, usually by the academically challenged, that it’s just …Read More
schadenfreude
so here’s the first word in the challenge the diva competition: schadenfreude.
the popularity of youtube videos showing people falling, smashing …Read More
challenge the diva
a short while back, i was struggling to come up with a subject to write about, so i asked our …Read More
wayne rooney is a thug
just to bring you up-to-date on the amount of world cup prediction drinks you’ll be buying on the 11th of …Read More
autopsy of a gig
the gig came and went way too fast and i have left it for a few days, as usual, to …Read More
important notice: time change
the gig gods have struck again. as you know, we have a gig tonight (at after dark) and the management™ …Read More
cool to be uncool
apart from it being very cool to be uncool, here is another spectacular reason for you to make it to …Read More
The Military Wing of Bad Mathematics Issue their First Directive!
First Directive Issued by the BM Military Wing FRU-S.3