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teenagers

Teenagers are HORRIBLE!Read More

[this post is dedicated to our last remaining reader]

i created the “challenge the diva” competition so long ago that i …Read More

just deleted 153 spam messages… we’ve never been so popular!

although, who knew there was “spam lite”, “spam hot and spicy”, …Read More

commuting brings out the very worst in people. there is a sort of madness that descends on that daily schlep …Read More

since starting a proper job, almost three weeks ago (!), i’ve noticed something odd about the days of the week. …Read More

it’s happened. finally, after years of being a professional diva, i have been forced to take a position. and before …Read More

we had one of the oddest band reunions ever yesterday. we met at andreas’s hospital bedside! he’s in relatively good …Read More

our amazing and adorable guitarist, andreas, is in hospital at the moment with two broken legs, having lost an argument …Read More

i am rather shocked today. i was innocently surfing about (wishing there was some actual sea involved) and came across …Read More

it’s been a while since i wrote any nonsense here and much has happened in the world. not that i …Read More

in my post the other day, listing blogs i find amusing, there were no british blogs. not one. the internet …Read More

i often pride myself on being open-minded but i came across this quote the other day and it got me …Read More