utter nonsense

a message from the diva

The Diva SpeaksRead More

[this post is dedicated to our last remaining reader]

i created the “challenge the diva” competition so long ago that i …Read More

i’ve neglected the blog again! well, it’s hard to come up with a new piece of nonsense four or five …Read More

so i was doing a search for “bad mathematics” (as you do) and the third result down was “bad mathematics: …Read More

i am rather shocked today. i was innocently surfing about (wishing there was some actual sea involved) and came across …Read More

i’ve often wished that there was a language plugin for humans. imagine being instantly fluent in spanish, mandarin or navajo. …Read More

i often pride myself on being open-minded but i came across this quote the other day and it got me …Read More

i would like to set the record straight on one thing. i haven’t actually forgotten that this is a band …Read More

as you know, i hang around with famous people all the time (being famous and all), so today i’d like …Read More

thank you, shooshoofication, for today’s word: divalicious

as anyone who is anyone knows, the word was actually invented to describe me. …Read More

thank you, ruby diamond for today’s word: perspicacious

i have heard it said, usually by the academically challenged, that it’s just …Read More

so here’s the first word in the challenge the diva competition: schadenfreude.

the popularity of youtube videos showing people falling, smashing …Read More