so it’s hot but it’s still possible to be stylish and cool in these temperatures. take me for example…i am lolling around in my oh so sexy shorts, drinking filtered water (from my cheap kitchen tap filter) and never straying far from my ultra-cool plastic fan. one just pretends to be cool and fancy. i wrote a song too.

it’s hot
it’s very hot
and my shorts are cooler
than your cat
but you could never be
so crass
as to think
that I sweat.

no no
i’m too cool
to sweat.

you might not hear from me for a while because i am busy moving house and being a diva. stay cool (like me) and see you soon.

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