we had one of the oddest band reunions ever yesterday. we met at andreas’s hospital bedside! he’s in relatively good spirits, considering he has metal bars sticking out of his leg. we joked about canceling the world tour and to be honest, we’re all quite relieved not to have to live out of suitcases for the next 6 months.
but joking aside, he’s ok and we are all relived that it wasn’t even more serious. he was wearing a helmet and all the proper gear. there’s a lesson in there kiddies. the most serious problem he’s facing now is the boredom. i’ll have to see if i can persuade him to write something here once in a while. he’s going to totally slaughter me on mafia wars if i don’t watch out. have to distract him from that!
get him back on frontierville. his pardners need him … 😉
he might beat us all. we can’t have that now, can we ?
AND NOW…A MESSAGE FROM YOUR ALIEN.
” HOLY SHIT !
DIDN’T ANYONE TELL HIM …THAT YOU HAVE TO GET OFF THE BIKE BEFORE
YOU GET INTO THE TAXI ????
EVERYDAY… I SEE PEOPLE SCANNING SHOP WINDOWS …WHILE DRIVING…..
DERANGED WOMEN DRIVERS TALKING TO THEMSELVES….AND THEY DO NOT HAVE A HANDS FREE PHONE HOOK-UP…
OK, SO I TAKE MY CHANCES TOO , EVERY TIME I STEP OUT OF MY SPACESHIP !
BUT , THIS TAKES THE CAKE !
GET WELL SOON . GET ON STAGE SOON.
HELL. NOBODY WILL MIND IF THE BM GUITARIST PLAYS WHILE SITTING IN A WHEELCHAIR.
YOU COULD TURN IT INTO A BIG MONEY , FILL THE STADIUM ,TAX FREE – CHARITY EVENT !
LIVE YOUR DREAM, DAMN IT !
AFTER ALL. THIS IS GREECE .
THE LAND CHOSEN BY THE GODS…AND THEIR HOS !
MAJOR TOM
he is still not back on frontierville. he can’t be that ill. tell him to stop malingering and get fingering.
his guitar, i mean.
obviously.
major tom makes an excellent point – can still play gigs with guitarist in wheelchair. could make it a gimmick. get drummer in neck brace, singer on zimmer frame, bassist bandaged up like a mummy. audience must come with at least one bandaged body part. can see the posters now: bad mathematics in … bad shape!